I received a curious brown package the other day, and I have no idea who sent it. I checked the package for any signs of it being a bomb, and, fortunately, I found none. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the return address is VeryCoolThings.com, but that just means someone ordered it online and had it sent to me. Curiosity was overwhelming at this point, so I opened the package spilling the contents below:
Apparently, someone decided to send me a copy of the Japanese magazine NET-RUNNER, which comes with a figure of BISCUIT-TAN (a meme from 2chan) in a rather… provocative pose. Thanks to my mysterious benefactor, whomever you are.
For some reason, I feel like going to KFC now…